i don’t even remember like 85% of 2012

(Source: bullsseye, via bear-berry)

14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

(via cocaholla-at-me)

radstunts:

thirteenth-zodiac-sign:

bllonde:

Dear tampon and pad companies:

Please make your items quieter to open.

Sincerely,

The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.

I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet. 

that is the single most british sentence i have ever read

(Source: rejective, via katzrcool)

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

(via katzrcool)

fuckingniall:

my thighs don’t touch because i’m fat they touch because they’re in love

(Source: cheerupsmelly, via katzrcool)

‘if youre tired during school just go to bed earlier’

(Source: princeowl, via katzrcool)